What rhymes with Candyfloss?

Today we celebrate Bad Poetry Day!

Have some fun today by writing some really terrible verse!

Why not try your hand at Haiku? Haiku can be really beautiful, but also offers some excellent ways of creating really weird verses than can be very bad!

Remember the rules for Haiku:

3 lines

5 syllables

7 syllables

5 syllables.....

And you're done!

Spam us with your attempts here!